Past Events

Ten years ago a crack drinks serving unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. They promptly escaped from a maximum-security stockade to the London underground (n.b. not the London Underground). Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as bartenders of fortune. If you have a cocktail preparation problem... if no one else can help... and if you can find them... maybe you can hire...

That's right. If you twist our paws, we might just come out of retirement for one last job...

If you need some convincing, or some inspiration, feast your eyes on the parties we've rocked before, and if you still need convincing after that --- well, there's just no hope...nah, just drop us an email - we still reckon we can come up with a solution that will blow your little socks off.



Glasto-Sloe Wedding

Winter Wedding - Beyond Mulled Wine

Summer Wedding Cocktails: Bring A Barrel

Other Parties

Turning Twenty-Rum

Beers with Burns

Future Burns

Springtime Pop Up Bar

Around The World in 80 Days

Fantastic Mr Fox

Corporate Events

Burns Night Whisky Tasting


Hit us up and let's make plans!