Past Events

Ten years ago a crack drinks serving unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. They promptly escaped from a maximum-security stockade to the Glasgow underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as bartenders of fortune. If you have a cocktail preparation problem... if no one else can help... and if you can find them... maybe you can hire...

That's right. If you twist our paws, we might just come out of retirement for one last job...

If you need some convincing, or some inspiration, feast your eyes on the parties we've rocked before, and if you still need convincing after that --- well, there's just no hope...nah, just drop us an email - we still reckon we can come up with a solution that will blow your little socks off.